Bull Garlington

I tell amazing stories in print, online, and on stage.

If you're looking for keyword saturated skyscraper posts or listicles, you're in the wrong place. I'd rather stab myself in the eyes with a No. 2 pencil than write one of those. Besides, nobody really wants that. Listicles are horrible. And SEO driven features read like they were written by a meth-addled machine gun. Gross. Don't do that to people.

Creative writing means more than writing clickable articles. Creative writers should be idea factories. We should deliver wildly non-linear solutions to business problems which might not have anything to do with writing a story. We should walk you through a mission statement. We should see the gaps in your message architecture. We should step up to tell you when your brochures are boring. Our skills and talents should extend well beyond the edges of our QWERTY keyboard.

More than anything, we ought to be able to know your audience and know how to write to them. We ought to look forward and project the stories they'll need next year. We should tell you where to find your new audience and write the stories that keep them coming back.

This is what I do.

If this sounds like what your company is looking for, please give me a call.